Latest update: May 9th 2012
Asschin Merchandise! Cafepress.com/Asschin
This is the "the Adventures of Asschin and Anal Retentive Nerd Boy". It is a comic book that begins in september of 2004 and progresses in real time, so the characters will age as time goes on. I have material ready to be edited and put on the site that covers everything up to 2010. 140 issues to be precise. I try to put out a new issue for internet viewing every two weeks, and am nearly 10% done. I have had a lot of people take an interest in the series, and it makes me a bit teary to say I've actually developed a small following! So if you're looking for something hillarious and you don't mind the occasional senseless killing and Hell-worthy blasphemy then read some!
The basic backround of the series is this... No that's too easy, If I tell you what's going on you'll, first of all, not bother to read the comic and thus miss out on the single most important thing you'll ever enjoy, and second there's a good chance you'd petition to have me institutionalised some place nice with pillowy walls and coats with incredibly long sleeves. No sir, because then I won't have free hands for drawing and then how would the world get it's asschin? No place good, that's for sure. So to satisfy the growing numbers of Asschin addicts I must be allowed to roam the earth with a box of colored pencils and an imagination that seems to have trouble with which one of us is in charge... anyhow, enjoy.
Every time I thank someone for supporting my site and reading my work, they reply "it's a great comic". Thank you guys! All three of you... By the way Asschin merchandise is now available at cafepress.com/asschin I'm excited!
"The Adventures of Asschin and Anal Retentive Nerd Boy" is a work of total fiction. All institutions, people, places and religious organizations are therefore fictional. Any similarity to any actual place, institution, diety, or person(living, dead, or yet to be born) is completely coincidental. In an infinitely large universe these things will happen.