Asschin was created by the most handsome man that was ever born in the world ever, Dirk Stuin. Dirk Stuin has long, luscious golden-brown hair and a full set of delicious lips. He once lifted a boulder that had trapped a busload of orphans into a valley. Every work day, he galliantly rides his steed known by the name Sizzlor into his gas station booth and serves the fine citizens of planet Earth.
And he is my hero. (the X-pender, 2008.)